that time of year is approaching
scary lawn decorations
terrifying tv programs
people in costumes going door to door
"All you do all day is sit on your computer and look at pictures of that band!"
teachers who leave stray marks on the board when they’re erasing it are out of control and need to be stopped
I tried to tell my manager that I was a minor so I could get sent home early and he was like “too bad I saw you at the bar the other night”. Well that backfired.