he refuses to discuss this with me. rent is 13 years overdue”

  • me: *doesn't watch videos longer than 5 min. bc too long*
  • me: *watches an 11 minute long video of a woman talking about bath and body works candles*
  • 10/15/14, off day: Sid was asked if Tanger has been playing differently this new season and then how was Tanger different OFF the ice.

    "Have you ever heard the phrase cockblocking? You know, you’re at a bar, talking to a girl, and what happens? Her less attractive friend comes over and ruins everything. Cockblock. Well I have to tell you something guys: I have been the less attractive friend, and you were NOT cockblocked. I was following orders from my better-looking friend that she did not wanna fuck you. …Girls have two signals for their friends: ‘I’m gonna fuck him’ and ‘HELP.’"
    Amy Schumer [x] (via rashaka)
    on-e-d-ire-ct-i-o-n:

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    borrow-or-rob:

    I just lost it hahahahaha

    milthanks:

why he lick me

    milthanks:

    why he lick me

    suspend:

    its never safe to use tumblr beside your parents

    Why girls stress over periods

    secretlycapricious:

    larry-stylinanal:

    • The constant fear of bleeding through clothes
    • The constant cramps
    • Having to change pads/tampons every 2-4 hours
    • Having to deal with mood swings
    • Having to deal with boys going ‘Oh someones on their period’ 
    • When you stand up its like a waterfall from your vagina
    • Craving food to calm you down
    • The constant fear that you smell of blood even though you dont 
    • CRAMPS
    • Feeling over emotional
    • CRAMPS
    • CRAMPS
    • FUCKEN CRAMPS

    YOU MEAN I DON’T ACTUALLY SMELL LIKE BLOOD?!

    spankmehardbarry:

"sweetie when u get a chance can u go and accept the farmville requests i sent you??"

    spankmehardbarry:

    "sweetie when u get a chance can u go and accept the farmville requests i sent you??"

  • Ignorant hockey fan: God, why are the Pens trying to steal the Bruins' jerseys?
  • Pittsburgh fans: *looks at Steelers merch, Pirates merch, Pittsburgh bridges, throwback Pens jersey, portrait of Mario Lemieux above the fire place* Really?
  • x-tough-love:

Toby duck hunting ;) #puppy #Autumn #blacklab #duckhunting

    x-tough-love:

    Toby duck hunting ;) #puppy #Autumn #blacklab #duckhunting