wifelife:

Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:

  • a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
  • a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does

you can do this girl

be as resilient as your vaginaimage

shine bright like a ‘gina

howibloggedyourmother:

this is the greatest blooper 

Same…

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

I’ve got
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and
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aint one

This has more notes than i ever hoped for and i still only have 99 followers

sabreshockey63:

Because it’s The Cup.

sabreshockey63:

Because it’s The Cup.


When your sports team loses and you don’t want to talk about it. (x,x)
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When your sports team loses and you don’t want to talk about it. (x,x)

guyfitblr:

And finally someone said it

kanyequester:

romanoitalia:

arminsbooty:

artlert:

WHAT IF MONEY CAME OUT OF OUR VAGINAS WHEN WE WERE ON OUR PERIODS

I’D BE BLOODY RICH

WAS THAT A PUN?

it’d be a major boost in my monthly cash flow 

nialllhoran:

what does vanessa hudgens do apart from appear once a year for coachella

purifyed:

TALL BOYS WITH PRETTY EYES AND DEEP VOICES AND MESSY HAIR WHO SMIRK A LOT ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST AVOID THEM AT ALL COSTS 0/10 WOULD NOT RECOMMEND

guccier:

it’s 2014 and food can still make you fat get it together science

"I masturbate because I’m the only one whose standards are low enough to fuck me."
Bo Burnham, What’s funny? (via just-a-lostboy)